Where the hell are you?

She: Where the hell are you jerk ?
He : Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time said "baby it'll be yours one day"
She: yes I remember my love !
He: I am in the pub just next to that shop

Old Rich Man

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing that apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system of polishing and selling, each time reinvesting my profits into buying more apples.”

“Wow!” said the young man, “and that’s how you accumulated your fortune?”

“Nah”, said the old man, “my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”

5 Questions – Can you guess the answer?

Not many people can answer this riddle. Are you smart enough to solve it.

Can you answer all 5 of the following questions with the same word?

1. The word has seven letters.

2. More Evil than the devil.

3. All poor people have it.

4. Wealthy people need it.

5. If you eat it, you will die.

 The Answer is:

NOTHING!

NOTHING has 7 letters.

NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.

All poor people have NOTHING.

Wealthy people need NOTHING.

If you eat NOTHING, you will die.

"Common Sense"

A cow was kept for observation.

KG student : Its a cow!!

UG student : Perhaps this is a cow !!

PG : This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo!!

PHD : Dis may b a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies!!

Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases !!

Heart touching Story

A boy Loved a Girl but never Proposed her.
One day he Decided to Tell her
at 1 o'clock at Night.
He typed:
"I Love you"& sent it.

After a few Seconds he got a message.But

He decided to See it the Next day
For Surprise & slept.
Next day,he Read the message & became so Shocked because
it was written:


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